Shelley's Top 10 For Treatment #3!

Top Ten Reasons Treatment Three for Chemo is a good thing:

10) Your beauty regime is covered by medical insurance, and you will not have to shave all summer.

9) You can enjoy sitting in one place after spending the last 24 hours hopped up on 'roids.

8) You are on day three of a science experiment and so far it has produced the intended results. (Sorry we cannot have a control to validate these results.)

7) When a student asks you for an extension/makes up an excuse for missed coursework you can say "Well, I have cancer and I still have to get your grade in on time so as my mom would say unless you are bleeding profusely or dying I just don't think you will be granted an extension"

6) Your inside political thoughts are projected on the outside as your scalp protests the political desire to have a perfectly coiffed man style.

5) You can brag that you have a much better understanding of the successful deployment and execution of chemical weapons than Kim Jong Un.

4) You may be able to be a successful commentator for Fox News because you won't have any hair or breasts.  

3) You do not have to talk on the phone with mom for at least a week before because you have to "save something to talk about during chemo" (Don't be mad mom).

2) You have an excuse to get out of any and every forced family/friend function with no questions asked. 

1) You could tell me or any of your other friends/family to jump and we would say "how high, when, where, now, into the lava, into the traffic, off of the bridge.." (You could really have a lot of fun with this. Seriously one night you could text me in the  middle of the night and say  "come and bring me ice cream and rub my big toenail while you serenade me with Ice,Ice Baby"  and I would.  You have the power)