Shelley's Top Ten, Chemo #4 (and hopefully last!)

Chemo top 10 why treatment number four is a good thing:

1. We can bet on whether the nurses think Rich is your uncle, brother, or dad.

2. You can use a sunscreen stick and put a number three on your head and you will look just like a pool ball. 

3.  The day after your niece's 21st birthday you can tell her to suck it up because her hangover has nothing on the day after chemo 

4. The queasiness/nausea you experience after chemo is no different then how you feel every time you look at the news  and see Trump parading around Saudi Arabia championing women's rights. 

5.  You'll be finished with your treatments before Congress can legislate away all women's healthcare

6. Your chemical assault is 1000 times more successful than Kim Jong Un's  nuclear program. 

7.  You can show Anthony Weiner the only naked head you're allowed to text/message without criminal charges. 

8. You are still a successful participant in an experiment and you are still not the control 

9. You moved to Kentucky, but now have concrete proof that you still bleed Bearcat and Flyer red, not Kentucky blue. (on a sidenote, any blue that is found would be Flyer blue not Kentucky blue )

10.   This. Is. It.